This city is so bland. I like it that way, I think.

I saw that sex list thing but it was too long to even read, otherwise I'd go through with "can I find porn of it on one of my hard drives".

Fap more/you're a pathetic loser who'll never get laid/etc., yeah, I got it.

Is Christmas over yet?

This is OOC, but here's the Secret Santa list:

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I tried to make sure no one was giving to their own characters and not to someone they'd logically give a gift to. (e.g., Lee, Neji and Tenten will probably exchange gifts.) Other than that, nothing is rigged. |D Hooray randomization.

If you weren't around to get in on this and you really, really need to, I can squeeze two last minute entries in, but no more than that unless you can find someone who's willing to change their giftee. (basically I'll just say Sakon or Ukon takes your character, and your character takes whoever they have instead.)

Just assume that Shikamaru left your character a note or a voicemail or caught up in the store at some point. Doesn't matter.

Get it? Got it? Good!

I'll let the management types decide when they're going to have the exchanges be. I suggest a staff meeting Sunday, December 21st but that is just my opinion. (and I guess if no management steps in to do that, that's when it'll be, as a backup.)

Okay so since Friday is over I guess I'm supposed to do this now...

I've been asked to take down names of everyone participating in this year's

Secret Santa

and organize things so uh, if you want to participate, leave your name. If you're not interested, don't bitch to me that it's stupid, talk to management.

Uh, in a couple days or something I'll give everyone their Secret Santa.

Why do I get to do all the extra work...

If anyone needs me...uhh. Too bad. I have the next two days off from work and I'm turning off my cellphone and my computer, except to check my email periodically.

( Private to Tenten )

Everyone else seems a lot more adept at this whole...dating, crushing, girls thing than me.

What's the best way to get your mind off a girl? This whole...pining thing doesn't really suit me so I kind of want to put it behind me.

Any special techniques?

The party was...uh, cool, by the way. I guess. I hate big houses though.

[ Locked to Ino, Unhackable ] Don't worry. I'm not going to forget about you. I just...can't really think about it anymore. If I do, I'm gonna do something stupid, and I don't want to hurt you like that.

Oh.

I'm not supposed to be bringing a girl to this Hyuuga thing, am I?

Everyone else seems to be pairing up.

It'd be a good excuse to not go.

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Damn it mom.

Damn it.

Welp, if I had any plans with anyone tomorrow, I gotta cancel them.

Well damn. I always thought, we'd get to these sorts of fancy parties, and it'd be me, Ino, and Chouji, but one is unfortunately accounted for and the other is MIA.

Looks like I'm going stag to this Hyuuga party.

[ ooc; strike deleted. |D ]

Oh sweet. My parents are going out of town Friday to Sunday, leaving me all alone and with a day off Saturday night.

Hey Ino, wanna come over, see if we can get Chouji in on it, have a sleepover or something like that? I don't know where he's been but I'll keep trying anyway. I mean he's gotta be around somewhere. It'll be like the good old days before we had work and class and all that.

Starting to wonder what I'm gonna do after school...it's kinda gonna come up on me sooner than I'd like...but it's still not for months.

[ Private to Ino ] If I'm feeling generous, I might even let you paint my nails. I know you want to.

Crap. Crap crap crap.

I forgot about Halloween, and Haku had to go and remind me.

Uh, hey, Ino! If I go as Kamina will you go as Yoko? You probably already have a costume though...ugh...what else could I go as? Shit. Anyone got any other ideas?

...what the hell is going on? Why's everyone throwing a big fuss over a stupid game? I don't even get what's going on here, except "a lot of drama".

Calm down everyone, it's just school elections.

Now that I've further proven why I don't go to parties...

I can spend the next several weeks napping when I'm not at school or work and not have to socialize with anyone. I don't think it was worth it, but whatever.

...I need to get a new bed. My old one broke, and I'd be fine with leaving the mattresses on the floor, but ma says that's not appropriate. Then dad had to go remind her that we can't afford it right now, so my mom gets it in her head that I should pay for it.

What a drag.

Hey Ino, Chouji. What are you guys up to Friday night, got the night off?

School dances are too much work.

Okay so girls

When you were little, did you really like having your Barbies wearing hooker outfits? Am I the only one who finds it a little...strange?

What a nice, relaxing weekend I had indoors.

Woman came in yesterday with her child on a leash. That's all well and good, keep the kid in control and all...but then she was giving it commands like a dog.

...yeah.

I'm going back to bed.